Calling all Jackasses!!

So the title it's self will explain my weekend! But in reference to my own behavior! Wow was I a JACKASS!

So one of my friends was back from the Army this last week. We had a wonderful time! MOST of the week. We hung out all day Fri. GREAT TIME!! Sun night he came by my work I gave him free food, we talked til 3 am. Wonderful time. Mon. night Even Better of a time. But on Thurs. when we went out for our "good bye" Oh that's a different story.. Started off great! We go to the bar that our friend works at.

We're at the bar getting shots, since that's usually what you do in a bar. Even better when they are free.. ;)

Him & I are bullshitting with our bartender friend. Then I hear his nickname being called. It's a mean nickname that he's had for year. One of those that you get use to being called & it just sticks around. I refuse to call him that. But we'll refer to him as "Army Boy"

Anyways. So I hear some lets refer to her a whorish girl calling "army boy" He doesn't hear it. I debate about actually getting his attention.. Cause I have this undying feeling that once I do.. the evening will go DOWNHILL!! I was right BTW!

So I end up being the nice person that I am & get his attention. The whoreish girl throws herself at "Army Boy" they exchange #'s & we end up leaving to go to a different bar, that our designated Driver's little sister could get into.. she has 2 weeks til she is 21 & wanted to hang out with "army boy" before he left. So we go to the NASTIEST bar I've ever been to in my life. We get more drinks. & start playing pool.. Well

Me & my other friend went to go to the bathroom. When we left the pool table "army boy" was on his phone by the pool table.. When we came out he wasn't there.

Our Desi. said he was out front on the phone.. His coat was by my purse.. So I figured he would be right in. When 10 Min's rolls by. We begin to wonder where he went.

The little sister said he left.. We were all in shock. He wouldn't do that! No way! I go out front.. No where to be found.. Start calling him... no answer, text the same.. Finally as we are all pissed he calls me saying we left him... UM NO! We went to the bathroom & you were talking on your phone next to the car dumb ass! He Say's he's going to go get a hotel with the whorish girl! But when we inform him that we're heading to another bar he says he will meet us there.

So we're mad! And head to another bar... It's dead! So we go back to the original destination. I call him to let him know that we are no longer at the dead bar. He answers Screams "WHAT?!" Then hangs up on me....

**FYI** the one thing that clicks my temper on in a heart beat... Is you hanging up on me.. He knows this.. we had a discussion about this during the week when hubby hung up on me**

So I get ohhh mildly irate.. Leave him a nasty message... Not my finest moment..

We get back to the original bar. & our other friend is out front & says that "army boy" showed back up 10 Min's after we left. Yea right after he ditched us he went back for the whore! Yea real nice. Makes us Even madder. Other group of friends tell us to calm down.. easier said then done, when your filled with alcohol goodness.. ALOT of it too.

So we find Army Boy.. turns into a a 3 way screaming match.. Luckily our bartender friend was inside the whole time this went on!!

I end up calling the whorish girl a whore to her face.. But on a satisfying note this is what I said " I hope you have fun with you whore!" Army boy's response "I will" Totally admitting that she's a WHORE! I WIN!

So he goes off with the whore. But me & my friend don't want the screaming match to be the last things we say to Army Boy.. So we go to say good bye... Oh such not a good idea.

We just fight some more.

Once again I leave another LOVELY message on his voice mail. Not to mention any of the text that Both me & my friend sent him through out the night...

Yea...

So we all go back to the worlds best designated drivers house! Pass out & wake up the following morning filled with shame & a HORRIBLE hangover!

He calls.. to say Yea he ditched us.. Oh & to tell me that his phone died & was about to die again... OOPS! I asked if he had listened to my voice mails.. He said not all of them. Just deleted them cause I was rambling! THANK GOD!! We all apologize. But I don't hear much from him on Fri. I am still feeling like the biggest jackass known to man kind!

So on Sat. The day he leaves for 2 years to go off to his far away destination. He texts me to see when I work. I immediately get defensive thinking he wanted free food. So I call him & ask him why? He tells me he wants to say good bye before I have to work.. yea jack ass again! But we say our good byes & leave on a good note.. I guess. But damn I wish I could totally take back that night. We're pretending that it never happened. & I am NOT drinking for a LONG LONG TIME!!

Moral of this story.. Lots of shots of 151 & Captain Morgans, a Army Boy, & a whore stealing your friend don't mix..